The weekend RAP-up

Palestinians are heading into Egypt, Gaza wasn’t enough.
Now Egypt might see why Israel has to be so tough.


During the hurricane, 8 dolphins got washed out to sea.
2 dolphins returned, the other 6 must want to be free.


The French Quarter will open just weeks after it sunk.
What else can they do? Have a party and get drunk.


In New Orleans liberals said Bush was slow, "He should do more!"
Now they bitch because it's too much, Bush is giving away the store.


John Roberts did a fine job, all and all it went well.
The next nominee will be grilled by the senators from hell.


Gay marriage is back in the news, maybe now we will all see.
Why didn’t gays want to marry during the Clinton Presidency.


Paul McCartney writes, sings and plays, at 63 he still has much on tap.
All I did lately was wake up, eat a donut, and write up this crap.


The weekend RAP-up is sung to the tune of The Pussy Cat Dolls and their song "Don’t Cha."