The Angry Republic: Obama takes Guam (by 7 votes)

All of us Americans are quite familiar with the US Island of Guam, after spending many years studying Guam in the public schools.

Guam is the 32^nd largest American Island and is shaped like a male penis.

Guam played a huge role in American politics this week, as marking a comeback for Barack Obama after losing badly in Pennsylvania.

Obama managed to take the Island, which has a population of about 155,000 people. Obama's victory by 7 votes is a sure sign that he has overcome the Rev. Wright controversy and is moving forward. The people of Guam were not concerned with Obama's past relationships. They were interested in the Guam economy, and which candidate could place a magic spell on fish; to cause then to multiply.

Let's see how the people of Guam voted:

Of those people who weave baskets, the voter turnout was about equal:

We see almost the same results when it comes to voters who make Banana fiber skirts.

It is a virtual tie.

However…

When we look at people who chant, who also play a belembaotuyam- (a gourd type instrument), Obama has the advantage.

Clearly, Obama has won over people who play a gourd and chant.

The people of Guam were not interested in "nasty politics" and non-issues like Rev. Wright.

This could off-set Hillary's victory in Pennsylvania where Hillary appealed to voters who read the Bible, cling to their guns, eat Pork Rinds, and shun anyone who is different- (IE- people who have teeth and an education.)

Confused about Pennsylvania Voters..??

The 12^th Angry Republican Video Broadcast will fill you in on Pennsylvania Voters.

Confused about Obama and Reverend Wright..??

The 9^th Angry Republican Video Broadcast will educate you on that topic.

(Note) If the video is not showing up on your screen, it means that it is listed down below- somwhere.

After the stunning victory of Obama in Guam, all eyes will now turn to this Tuesday's election.

Here at The Angry Republic, we will be "on the air" Wednesday Night to decipher what took place on Tuesday.

Thanks for reading (and watching) The Angry Republican

Spotlight on Ronald Reagan- Famous Quotes

Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.

Each generation goes further than the generation preceding it because it stands on the shoulders of that generation. You will have opportunities beyond anything we've ever known.

Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.

Facts are stubborn things.

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

Ronald Reagan

The GAME just isn’t fair, (or- we do not play to win)

How can we compete against BIG companies and special interest groups who have lobbyists and ca$h to sway politician’s votes? We could compete if we pool all of our money and band together. Picture 1 million voters, who were going to give $100 bucks each to a political party, putting their money together, for one LARGE sum. Instead of just giving that money to the political party, we pool it together in a promise, hire our own lobbyist, and go after the politician(s). “You have to vote the way we want, or you lose $100 million bucks.” They would have to listen to us because that is far more than any labor union’s donation (in a given year), any large corporation’s donation, etc. As long as we are one little vote with a hundred dollar bill, politicians will take our money, smile; and continue to screw us. BUT, if we are millions of votes, holding $100 million dollars in campaign cash, they cannot ignore us. AR Babonie

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I created this site for very selfish reasons. I wanted to save time. In my enjoyment of following politics, I wanted a site which would give me the top news stories from the top political media in the business. From Fox, to the NY Times. From Hot Air, to the Huffington Post. From msnbc, to Glenn Beck’s “The Blaze.” I am a conservative, however I want to know what the other guys are talking about. There isn’t a web site out there that focuses on BOTH sides, plus looks at history, famous quotes; and delivers original editorials. I hope you will enjoy it. I have come to rely on this site for my morning news. Thanks for stopping by. AR Babonie