Oops! - Bush Unaware Mikes Were Still On

CAMBRIDGE, Md. (AP) — The eavesdropping tables were turned on President Bush on Friday. The president apparently believed he was speaking privately when he talked about listening in without a warrant on domestic communications with suspected al-Qaida terrorists overseas. But reporters were the ones doing the listening in this time.

"I support the free press, let's just get them out of the room,"

Once the reporters were far enough away, Bush and his republican cronies talked about stuff they picked up in the wiretaps. Old lady Crepps has a wooden leg. Joe Smith, from Florida, doesn't really have a girl friend, and Judy Jones from Texas, we know they are not real.

Something did come out of all this. Right after this important Republican "meeting of the minds", police swarmed in and arrested this pig.

That pig was a filthy, stinking, terrorist! He was on his way to blow up a strategic pig farm. He was using his American phone to call Osama personally. Getting funds and information. Bush got that stinking pig!