America may finally get it’s first female president. But who will it be? Hillary or Condi.
Though the DNC and the RNC are being very tight lipped about the whole drama. There is no doubt that this scenario could take place. The rumor from the right is that with President Bush’s approval rating so low, no republican male could beat Hillary Clinton. The rumor from the left is that the RNC is grooming Condi Rice for the position with all this “good will” globe-trotting she is doing.
Neither Hillary nor Condi will admit the desire to entering the 2008 race for the presidency. Who would at this point in time? If either would announce a bid now, the opposition would have three years to tear them down.
There are a few problems... To be fair to my liberal readers, I will start with Condi Rice first.
Condi Rice has never once shown any signs of emotion. It is quite possible that Condi is a Volcan. To counter this, the RNC is forcing Condi to watch 5,000 hours of Oprah and Dr. Phil. She must watch until she cries or giggles like a little girl.
Hillary has some problems to. When Hillary is giving a speech and she gets worked up. She sounds like a wounded great horned owl. The DNC is hard at work to fix this problem. Surgeons will remove this section of Hillary’s brain. Americans will never have to hear the famous Hillary screech again.
There is another problem with Condi. How do I put this and still be politically correct. Hmmm... There are those in the African-American community who believe Condi Rice isn’t Black enough. Some say she doesn’t remember where her roots are. To counter this the RNC has hired Snoop Dogg, Lil’Kim and Puffy P Diddy Daddy P Puffer P Daddy to teach Condi a few things. During a few speeches in 2007, Condi Rice will call herself: “C-Note”. She will start out several key speeches by saying: “What up dogg! Yall kick back while I fazzle my jazzle.” Then Condi will slap her backside and ask the crowd.. “Can you handle this?”
Hillary has some changes in store to. All that Whitewater, file-gate, bank-gate, dead friends, cheating husband, swearing, firing servants and lesbian stuff that republicans like to bring up. To counter this the DNC is working on a mind erasing laser ray.
WHO WILL WIN THE PRESIDENCY IN 2008
We feel that Condi Rice will win the swim suit competition. However, Hillary has experience. She has lived in the White House, she knows where all the rooms are. No one will have to show Hillary were the bathroom is. The Clinton’s may still have stuff stored in the basement which is another bonus.
Condi would bring a sense of newness to the race. Not only would she be the first Woman President but also the first African-American President. Hillary would bring a sense calming familiarity. Like a favorite shoe. An old shoe with a nail sticking up through the heel.
We can’t pick a winner to this heated possible future race. It will be interesting to see if Hillary and Condi remain ladies through the campaign. Or will they lunge at each other verbally like two female wrestler. Only time will tell....Biff....
