The Angry Republic: The slow boat to Gitmo....

Counseling for the terrorists.. I think this is a GREAT idea. Therapy for the little killers, yes, this will fix everything. One problem, we can't send conservatives, they are too mean. They might yell at the killers. We can't trust the military. We will have to send liberals down to the Gitmo prison camp. I think this is such a great idea, I am raising a fund so liberals do not have to spend any of their own money. I am calling it: "The slow boat to Gitmo-fund." (The reason it will be a slow boat is a slow boat uses less gas, better for the environment.) Plus it's cheaper than a fast boat!!! And, the liberals can learn the art of counseling while on "the slow boat to Gitmo." I figure the cost to be around $100,000. This will be completely paid for by the Fund. I will start out the donations..

Angry Republican……… Buck-o-five
Dr. Needlelick…………..$50.00
Total……………………..$51.05
Goal…………..……$100,000.00
SLOW BOAT TO GITMO----Application form…………

Liberals Name________________________________-

Circle the answer that applies to the following questions..

I have been a liberal for…
1. 15 minutes
2. I don't know, not sure I should answer, need to ask someone
3. All my life…I "heart" whales..

The type of terrorist I would like to counsel……

1. One who has blow up less then 15 people
2. One who eats with silverware, (I hate when they eat with their hands)
3. Give me the meanest, ugliest bastard you can find

What type of food do you prefer on the cruise….

1. No meat.. "That would be gross."
2. Nuts and berries
3. Ben and Jerry's

Slow Boat- Cruise Schedule….

6am.. Up for a breakfast of nuts and berries

8am.. Counseling classes: Confidence building-101… "I am a good little terrorist."

10am.. Finger foods and Tofu.. Free time

1pm.. Counseling classes: Grief Coping-201… "Am I a good terrorist? I couldn't blow up the Americans. Will Allah still want me?"

5pm.. Buffet style meal and ice carving.

Any liberals who want to GET ON BOARD "The slow boat to Gitmo", just print out the application form, fill it out and we will tell you where to stick it….AR…

Spotlight on Ronald Reagan- Famous Quotes

Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.

Each generation goes further than the generation preceding it because it stands on the shoulders of that generation. You will have opportunities beyond anything we've ever known.

Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.

Facts are stubborn things.

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

Ronald Reagan

The GAME just isn’t fair, (or- we do not play to win)

How can we compete against BIG companies and special interest groups who have lobbyists and ca$h to sway politician’s votes? We could compete if we pool all of our money and band together. Picture 1 million voters, who were going to give $100 bucks each to a political party, putting their money together, for one LARGE sum. Instead of just giving that money to the political party, we pool it together in a promise, hire our own lobbyist, and go after the politician(s). “You have to vote the way we want, or you lose $100 million bucks.” They would have to listen to us because that is far more than any labor union’s donation (in a given year), any large corporation’s donation, etc. As long as we are one little vote with a hundred dollar bill, politicians will take our money, smile; and continue to screw us. BUT, if we are millions of votes, holding $100 million dollars in campaign cash, they cannot ignore us. AR Babonie

Welcome to The Angry Republic News Site

I created this site for very selfish reasons. I wanted to save time. In my enjoyment of following politics, I wanted a site which would give me the top news stories from the top political media in the business. From Fox, to the NY Times. From Hot Air, to the Huffington Post. From msnbc, to Glenn Beck’s “The Blaze.” I am a conservative, however I want to know what the other guys are talking about. There isn’t a web site out there that focuses on BOTH sides, plus looks at history, famous quotes; and delivers original editorials. I hope you will enjoy it. I have come to rely on this site for my morning news. Thanks for stopping by. AR Babonie